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两面瞧_Ann Sally / 吐司男之吻
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LRC歌词
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- 适合卡拉OK和歌词滚动效果
- 包含歌曲元数据(作曲、作词、演唱者)
文本歌词
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(Talking)MayIhaveyourattentionplease,mayIhaveyourattentionplease,
willtherealslimshadypleasestandup,Irepeatwilltherealslimshadypleasestandup.....
we’regonnahaveaproblemhere.........
(Verse1)Ya’llactlikeyouneverseenawhitepersonbefore
jawsallonthefloorlikepamandtommyjustburstinthedoor
andstartedwhoopinherassworsethanbeforetheyfirstweredivorced
throwingheroverfurniture(aaaaaah)It’sthereturnofthe...
"a.wait,nowait,you’rekidding,hedidn’tjustsaywhatIthinkhedid,
didhe?"andDr.Dresaid...
nothingyouidiots,DrDre’sdeadhe’slockedinmybassment
feministwomenloveeminemchickachickachickaslimshady,
"I’msickofhim,lookithimwalkinaround,grabbinhisyouknowwhat
flippin’toyouknowwho""yeah,buthe’ssocutethough"
yeah,Iprobablygotacoupleofscrewsupinmyheadloosebutnoworsethanwhat’sgoinoninyourparentsbedroom(eheheheh)
sometimes,IwannagetonTVandjustletloosebutcant,butit’scoolforTomGreentohumpadeadmoose
Mybumisonyourlips,MybumisonyourlipsandifI’mlucky,youmightjustgiveitalittlekiss
andthat’sthemessagethatwedelivertolittlekidsandexpectthemnottoknowwhatawoman’sclitorisis
ofcoursethey’regonnaknowwhatintercourseisbythetimetheyhit4thgrade
theygotthediscoverychannel,dontthey?weain’tnothingbutmammals
well,someofuscannibalswhocutotherpeopleopenlikecantelopes
butifwecanhumpdeadanimalsandantelopesthenthere’snoreasonthatamanandanothermancan’telope
butifyoufeellikeIfeel,Igottheantedotewomenwaveyourpantehose,singthechorusanditgoes..............
(Chorus)
I’mSlimShady,yes,I’mtherealShadyallyouotherSlimShadysarejustimitating
sowonttherealSlimShadypleasestandup,pleasestandup,pleasestandup
causeI’mSlimShady,yes,I’mtherealShadyallyouotherSlimShadysarejustimitating
sowonttherealSlimShadypleasestandup,pleasestandup,pleasestandup
(Verse2)
WillSmithdon’tgottocussinhisrapstosellrecordswellIdo,sofuckhimandfuckyoutoo
youthinkIgiveadamnaboutagrammyhalfofyoucriticscan’tevenstomachme,letalonestandme
"butslim,whatifyouwin,wouldn’titbeweird"why?soyouguyscanjustlietogetmehere
soyoucansitmeherenexttobritneyspearsshit,ChristinaAguilerabetterswitchmechairs
soIcansitnexttoCarsonDalyandFredDurstandhearemargueoverwhoshegaveheadtofirst
littlebitch,putmeonblastonMTV"yeah,he’scute,butIthinkhe’smarriedtoKim,heehee"
IshoulddownloadheraudioonMP3andshowtheworldhowyougaveeminemVD(aaaaaah)
I’msickofyoulittlegirlandboygroupsallyoudoisannoyme
soIhavebeensentheretodestroyyouandthere’samillionofusjustlikeme
whocusslikeme,whojustdon’tgiveafucklikemewhodresslikeme,walk,talkandactlikeme
andjustmightbethenextbestthing,butnotquiteme.................
(Chorus)I’mSlimShady,yes,I’mtherealShady
allyouotherSlimShadysarejustimitatingsowonttherealSlimShadypleasestandup,
pleasestandup,pleasestandupcauseI’mSlimShady,yes,I’mtherealShady
allyouotherSlimShadysarejustimitatingsowonttherealSlimShadypleasestandup,
pleasestandup,pleasestandup
(Verse3)I’mlikeaheadtriptolistento
causeI’monlygivinyouthingsyoujokeaboutwithyourfriendsinsideyoulivin’room
theonlydifferenceisIgottheballstosayitinfrontofya’llandIaintgottabefalseorsugarcoatedatall
Ijustgetonthemicandspititandwhetheryouliketoadmitit(riiip)
Ijustshititbetterthan90%yourappersoutcanthenyouwonderhowcan
kidseatupthesealbumslikevaliumsit’sfunny,causeatt
文本歌词特点
- 简洁的纯文本格式
- 无时间标记，适合阅读
- 便于复制、分享和打印
- 通常只包含歌词正文
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